Loony Tunes - Part 1 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-09-02

Bugs , what the fuck are we doing on Stripcreator? I mean , i know Chuck is dead and all , but .. Look Daffy , i said when Chuck died id get us a new artist , and hed get us into the higher echelons of animation , and its working .. Bugs you cloth eared cunt. Toy Story took over $200 million , had a sequel , and we havent worked since Space Jam Hey , i know times are hard , but itll get better. Im working on a new movie right now , based on an old Nintendo classic. Dont you fucking dare ..... I just have to work out who to get to play the bloodhound ...

Loony Tunes - Part 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-09-02

Im getting sick of this Bugs. Im struggling to pay the mortgage now. Those loony tune reruns dont bring in the cash they used to. Yeh. I remember when we used to be able to drop rocks on Elmer 20 times a day and get paid our weight in carrots. Yep. I remember once , between scenes , i caught Elmer naked in the shower. I tell you , that man is well hung. Yup. Hes doing porn now with former baywatch stars. Its freaky stuff to watch though. Because his head is twice the size of the rest of his body? No , because his head and his dick are proportional .....

Loony Tunes - Part 3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-09-02

Hey , i heard from Yosemite Sam yesterday. You know hes going for a Governership in Texas? Him , in control of a fiscal budget? Heck , thats the dumbest thing i think ive ever heard. Well , hes standing on a platform of penal reform based on swifter sentencing by Judges. How does he plan on getting that to work. Hes going to allow the Judges to shoot defendants if they deem them as "Pesky Varmints" Well , it makes more sense than the axis of evil thing i suppose ....

Loony Tunes - Part 4 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-09-02

Hey , what the fuck are you doing in this comic. This is a Loony Tunes comic. There were never cows in our cartoons. Thats why im here Daffy. Im making a stance for Bovines in Animated series. We cows have been oppressed by animators for far too long. Its because youre fat , slow , and only good for visual gags in Farrelly brothers movies. Our brothers who have made the sacrifice in those movies have brought us back into the public eye. Their sacrifices will not be forgotten. Also its because covering someone in milk isnt a very funny gag. Oh right , and shouting "Meep Meep" is fucking comedy gold?

I hadnt made a series in ages , and i figured that this would be a muse for whenever i feel the need to talk shite for no apparent reason.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Classic.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Cow and Chicken" "Clairabelle Cow", just two of the many famous animated cows.
I think the cows are revolting.
I think they're rebelling, too.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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"Cow and Chicken" "Clairabelle Cow", just two of the many famous animated cows.

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