1 by dcomposed 11-11-02

How could you fail me? It was such an easy mission! I'm sorry but it was.. SILENCE! What I need is a warrior so powerfull I can finally defeat that little girl! but where can I find one...?

2 by dcomposed 11-11-02

You! You look like a noble warrior, will you fight for my army? I have dreamed of this day for years, my liege. Very well. In the morning you shall venture to Houston, Texas and defeat the little girl who has caused my regime much humiliation A little girl? You want me to kill a little girl? This is no ordinary little girl, this girl has a very powerfull artifact in her possession. She has... The Golden Yo-Yo of Death!

3 by dcomposed 11-11-02

At the Houston airport... What brings you to Houston? I have been sent here to destroy a little girl and recover a lost artifact in order to save my race. No, really? Are you here for the hookers? 'cause my roomate can fix you up with whatever you need. Well I still have 10 minutes before my mission officially begins, I guess I could go a hoe. great, wait here and I'll hook you up.

4 by dcomposed 11-11-02

I hear your looking for a hoe. That is right, have you seen her? I'm the hoe, and before we start I'm going to need you to tell me what you want to do. Well first I need to find a little girl, then I need to take her sacred artifact so my race can live on. I've heard about all I need.

5 by dcomposed 11-11-02

Ah ha! This whole time the hoe was really me. Walker, Texas Ranger. We're still going to have sex, right? You, sir are under arrest. FIGHT SCENE!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

(CLAPPING)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

(CRAPPING)

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