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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ever since the departure of Johannes, the n00bs are pretty interesting. Oh, I know there are some regulars who have offered them such critiques as "get fucked." But I think that was way out of line. In fact, whoever said that can "get fucked." And you can tell him I said so.

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11-12-02 9:42am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Why don't you get fucked, ass-magician?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

11-12-02 10:01am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I'm really more of an ass-wizard, but OK.

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11-12-02 10:12am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Do you have a lightning scar on your ass then?

11-12-02 10:23am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I meant I'm trying out for the Washington Ass-Wizards. They need my size and my repertoire of low-post moves.

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11-12-02 11:22am (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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I'm a level 8 ass-ranger/ass-bard. Therefore, your basketballs of manmeat have no effect unless you save versus wands.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

11-12-02 3:19pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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I'm a level 12 shitling dick-mage. Can I join your party? I know "Cum Blast", which blinds my foes for two rounds while they get the semen out of their eyes, "Dick butter" which has a chance to make opponents vomit for one round, and I can attack with deadly "Assrape", which deals 2d6 damage +1 for my "cock size" bonus.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

11-12-02 5:31pm (new)
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Rone_Rivendale
Junior Comic Technician

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Most of the regulars act more noobish than the noobs. =P

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Peace and Love.

11-12-02 8:37pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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Quiet, noob, before I take my Staff of Cornholing (+2) to your ass. :-P

11-12-02 10:23pm (new)
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afroninja
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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The fact that I understood enough of that wacky nonsense to laugh at it tells me that I need to get a fucking life.

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

11-12-02 10:43pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Would everybody who's too cool to be here, and is just allowing us to bask in their brilliance despite their better judgment, please raise their hands and then fuck off?

Thank you.

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11-13-02 2:26am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I'm pretty fucking cool though, right?

RIGHT?

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11-13-02 3:06am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Bask in my fucking magnificence. And don't forget to tip your waitress!

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11-13-02 8:40am (new)
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