You'll see why this series is called anus bomb in the future.

anus bomb 1 by boinky33 11-12-02

This is the police! Why did you tell me that? I'm just going to escape now! Oh .... Um.... Pizza boy!

anus bomb 2 by boinky33 11-12-02

Nice try, coppers! You'll never catch .... PROF. DRAKE!!!!!! Pizza boy!

anus bomb 3 by boinky33 11-12-02

I'm going now. PIZZA BOY!!!!!!

anus bomb 4 by boinky33 11-12-02

The White House Mr. President! Prof. Drake escaped again! Did you try the pizza boy routine? Yes. Well, I'm fresh out of ideas!

anus bomb 5 by boinky33 11-12-02

Why do you want him, Mr. President? Because he holds a very dangerous weapon. A bomb to be exact! How - Dangerous - Is - It? So dangerous that it could destroy the whole world! That's not a very funny punchline! I'm not joking!

more soon........

Any chance i can petition you not to? Seriously ....

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'll tell you right now why this series is a "bomb."

:-P

Seriously though, I haven't read it.

I like it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Don't you mean the "bomb"?

anus bomb 6 by boinky33 11-13-02

I got to get rid of this bomb .... But where can I store it? Excuse me. Do you know where the bus stop is? Bend over! I beg your pardon?

anus bomb 7 by boinky33 11-13-02

Sir, what are you doing? ...... *STUFF!* ...... *GLURPH!* AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SHCLURP!!!!!!* Stop clenching! OW! OW! OW! OW!

anus bomb 8 by boinky33 11-13-02

Was it good for you? What did you just insert into my anus? A bomb ...... Anyway, I'm going to the movies later. Wanna come? Ok. What's playing? ...... I-Spy, Country Bears- WAIT A SECOND! ...... A BOMB????

anus bomb 9 by boinky33 11-13-02

Yeah, a bomb .... Woah! That reminds me: It's going off in a week! I better fuck off! I'm gonna die.

anus bomb 10 by boinky33 11-13-02

Sir, we located the bomb! Good! Where is it? Well, sir .... It's in an innocent man's .... Rectum. EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

anus bomb 11 by boinky33 11-13-02

10 minutes later For the last time, sir. I'm not kidding. So, it's really up his butt? Yes, sir. You're kidding me, right? No, sir. It's really up his ass?

anus bomb 12 by boinky33 11-13-02

Come on, come on...... I can't believe it! Google couldn't find anything on: how to get explosive objects out of your ass!

anus bomb 13 by boinky33 11-13-02

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Uh .... A hot cheerleader from your school! Oh, boy! Hey! ...... You're not hot!

anus bomb 14 by boinky33 11-13-02

Steve was then captured and taken to an old shack What am I doing here? I dunno. All I know is that you're dangerous and I'm getting paid 12 bucks if I kill ya! WHAT? Yeah, I know it sucks. Now hold still while I slice your head off! I knew I should of tied him down or something.

anus bomb 15 by boinky33 11-13-02

I need a plan to get this bomb out of me! I know! I'll buy a whole lot of ex-lax and shit out the bomb! Just thinking about it makes my ass hurt.

anus bomb 16 by boinky33 11-13-02

I'm sorry, but Steve ran away! Then you don't get your 12 bucks! Aw, come on! I was going to buy you a chicken burger at KFC! Mmmmmmm! Okay, but try to catch Steve and bring him to me ...... ALIVE!

Wouldn't you wish. :-P

I still haven't read it yet.

anus bomb 17 by boinky33 11-14-02

I need to get to a store .... FAST! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I did. How may I help you?

anus bomb 18 by boinky33 11-14-02

I'll have 100 packs of ex-lax please. We only sell stool softeners. Oh .... Then I'll take 200 packs of stool softeners! Paper of plastic?

anus bomb 19 by boinky33 11-14-02

Steve waits while the clerk goes to the back room Dum, dum, dum! (pops up out of nowhere) Fade to black (BAM!) AHHHHH! You're knocking me out with a frying pan!

not a part of this series

401 by boinky33 11-14-02

Hey, boinky33! You just missed your 400th comic! Who gives a shit? You always do a special comic after a hundred, but you were probably too busy jerking off your dog to notice! Wanna fuck? meh.

400 Boinky comics since June. Oh the humanity!

Some how, I knew you were going to say something like that.

The inhumanity!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

anus bomb 20 by boinky33 11-15-02

the president and Steve talk for many mintues until...... So you were the one who hired that hit man? Then why did you want me here alive? So I can kill you. WHAAAT????????? SO I CAN KILL YOU.

anus bomb 21 by boinky33 11-15-02

....I know it's not fair, but I have to do it for our country ...... An - And I guess the rest of the world, too. Hi, sir. Wanna go bowling? Where did he go? He left 10 minutes ago when you went to the bathroom. CURSES!

anus bomb 22 by boinky33 11-15-02

This is horrible. I have a bomb in my anus and all the stores that sell laxitives are being blocked by the FBI. I can't go to any of my friends because they would probably rat me out for a reward. And I have not talked to my parents since that inncodent with the Llama. At least I still have you to talk to. Mew.

anus bomb 23 by boinky33 11-15-02

Hey, doc! Wha? How did you find me? Let's not get into details right now. We have very little time. Oh .... Would you like some- YES! Wow! You are in a hurry!

anus bomb 24 by boinky33 11-15-02

Let's get straight to the point! I want you to make me a new identidy so I can get by the FBI! I think you owe me! Hmmm .... I suppose I could do a little plastic surgery on your face. Really? With a nose and everything? Sure! Why not? Wow! This is the best day ever .... Well, this is the best hour ever at least.

anus bomb 25 by boinky33 11-15-02

after the surgery AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! You turned me into a chick!!!! I thought you said that you would only do the face!!!! What? You don't like the breasts? Hey, nobody's complaining about the breasts!

anus bomb 26 by boinky33 11-15-02

If you are going to make me a girl, why wouldn't you make me hot? What's wrong with the new you? Well, my breasts are slack, I'm riddled with zits, and I have this gross hump growing on my back! I made you look like my daughter!!!! Oh .... Uh .... I'm .... I'm gonna go now. GRRRRRR!