Are you a Yob?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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You have a Friday evening to kill. How do you spend it?
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[*]A boozy night in the pub with friends
[*]Hang out in the local high street, drink cans of lager and harass passersby
[*]Stay in with a bottle of wine and a video
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And where's the choice where I spend my Friday on the computer and play video games?

I remember having a conversation with an American girl who was surprised at how much drinking we do in Scotland, and how in LA her and her pals were more likely to just sit about drinking coffee. By the end of the night she had decided that our way was better.

"You scored 11
You work hard and play hard, and manage to keep your anti-social behaviour in check most of the time."

So... does this make me a yob? I'm a bit fuzzy on the whole matter. 11 points of yobbiness? 11 points of non-yobbiness? Help me out here.

And I agree about there not being enough choices.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

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"You scored 11
You work hard and play hard, and manage to keep your anti-social behaviour in check most of the time."

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What in the world IS a "Yob" anyway? Just because they spelled "boy" backwards, they think it's some great new fad or something...

It's what they call Neds in England.

I got 10.

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What others say about boorite!

I got 13.

Well that just clears everything up.

These are neds:

Imagine them trying to pick a fight with you in a high pitched voice. They also probably have about eleven illegitimate children each.

Hey! Those guys are my best friends!

Ah, the Partick Boyz site. Classic.

High-pitched or not, the four guys with the red glowing eyes look pretty scary.

So, loudmouthed, wanna be tough guys? America has those, too. We call them "The dumbfucks who eventually wind up in intensive care or jail unless they pull their heads out of their asses."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Here they end up in local government.

Isn't the guy second from right Rik Waller?

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't