1 by dcomposed 11-15-02

Hello, my name is Osame Bin Laden. OH NO! I can understand why you would be scared of me, I am an evil genius after all. It's not that that scares me. what is it? I thought there was a german sheperd on your face, but it was just your beard.

2 by dcomposed 11-15-02

I have come to tell you something. What is it? You are my father! OH NO! wait.. I'm a virgin.

3 by dcomposed 11-15-02

But mother said my father was a matodor. But there's lots of matadors, why do you think it would be me? She also said he was a matador who lived on the moon, and I don't see any other matadors here. What about that guy. Trick or Treat!

4 by dcomposed 11-15-02

I don't think he's a matador. But I can't be your father. You're older than me. That's not true. And I'm Mexican, you're Arabian. Your father was also Ararbian. It must have skipped a generation. My father's not Arabian.

5 by dcomposed 11-15-02

Your mother was then. My mother was a dolphin. There's dolphins in Afghanistan. But there's no water in Afghanistan. They're sand dolphins. They swim around in the sand.

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It was okay.

meh.

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I would never meh you.

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