Family Valuez by NowhereMan 11-17-02

When I was staring into his big...beautiful eyes...I knew we were in love. It's funny...when you're surrounded by death and destruction, and you're a part of the US Army Elite Penis Puppet Soldiers...love happens for the first time... I love you. We shall now sex... Ouch. Well, you told me to tell you how you were conceived!! Fuck you, Dad.

Thanks if you. To hell with you if you don't.

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run_program//cactus.exe

EDIT: that was "Thanks if you do..." Oi...I owned myself.

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run_program//cactus.exe

ha. funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It didn't suck.