I Say Give Into Their Demands by israphael 11-19-02

I warned those godless infidels what would happen if they didn't play my tape to the masses! Now the blood of innocents will run in the streets! Osama! Osama! They're playing it! They're really playing it. Allah be praised! And now, Osama and the Martyrs singing "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini". YEAH BABY!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

/me ejaculates.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a pity there's no word for diminutive that rhymes with "burqa".

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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The Spanklings IX by israphael 11-25-02

Aunt Jessie, will you play dress up with me? Not right now. I have some work that has to get done. Maybe in an hour. Try and find something else to do. *CREAK* *RATTLE* *RATTLE* *PLOP* Somebody better not be messing with my sewing stuff or somebody will get a spanking! Will you use the belt this time? Not You!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Is Raphaelgay?,

It was ok..After reading it though I felt there was something missing. Did the Black kid die? Im not sure but it would have been funnier-I Think- if someone died at the end. But whatever

Quote "Suck me?"-------"Please"

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NOT PART OF ANY FAN CLUB

Try slitting your wrists so I can see if the comic is funnier that way.

Flavin,
I was gonna cut my wrist with a razor but all I had was an electric razor. I tried and tried but because my IQ is only 31, I had no success.

Quote "Let blood to remove the demons!"
-18th century

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Where Every Hour is Unhappy Hour by israphael 12-03-02

Hi, is this barstool taken? What... No... Whatever. Wow, you sound really down. In my line of work, I see the worst side of man. It's hard not to become disillusioned and bitter. I've come to realize that man is an ugly, stupid, brutish piece of work. So, what are you... a cop... a social worker... prosecuting attorney? A stripper.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."