A little something for the Farkers...

We Were There When Ellen's Computer Ate Her Paper by UnknownEric 11-23-02

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. *DEVOUR* Unnnnnhhhhh?

Ellen's Paper Part Two: The Saga Continues by UnknownEric 11-23-02

Halfa my paper is, like... gone... And it was a really good paper. Bummer.

Ellen's Paper Part Three: Janie Saves Christmas by UnknownEric 11-23-02

Outta the way, pipsqueak... Janie Porche is here. Wow. Hey, when you're done, you wanna take some Benadryl with me? And then you plug this into this... and it's done. You saved Christmas! Don't forget it, bitch.

Coming soon... Cliche Kitty and Domo-Kun take over for Squirrel and Cowboy.

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I has a flavor!

The thing that always annoyed me about Fark, apart from the fact that they even HAVE a "Boobies" category, is that people on the forums say "Fark" instead of "Fuck". If I was on a forum where the word "fuck" was censored, I just wouldn't use it, instead of using a lame workaround.

FARK?

Quote " Ok.... Yeah.. That's just dumb. Next caller?"
-Ladies Man-SNL

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