So I went to see legendary punk band "X" last night. While I was waiting for them to play, I was sitting in the lobby bar.

A cute Asian guy started talking to me.

He's funny. He's an old-school punk like me. He's charming.

we chat for 10 minutes before we share first names.

he says "My name is Gabe..short for Gabriel".

The image of a pink donkey floods my brain.

I realize, I could never date this man.

fuck you, Billings, fuck you!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

That's silly. Just because you have associted the name "Gabe" with stripcreator and the WIGU donkey, there's no reason you can't remove that particular association from your memory.
Here... we can practice:
"Yeah, I really dug Souixie and the Banshees and I have some old Dead Boys rare 45's, my name's Gabe, by the way and I *HEEE-HAW* *EEE-YAWW!*

This is going to take some work.. now.. Think of a Vietnamese hooker....
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm comming here less and less for these same reasons.

Well, not because I see men that remind me of pink donkeys. But you get the idea.

BTW, how was X?

But wait a minute: it suddenly hit me that it probably wasn't Gabe who enlightened us to his shameful secret. We should shift our blame to the one who's truly responsible.

Er, does anyone remember who's responsible?

Okay, can I have his number?

pretty good. they still got it. Though John Doe has aged more gracefully than Exene.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

You're probably missing out. I bet he had an 18" cock like me, too.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I met another guy called Kajun Firefly the other day. I just couldn't look at him without thinking of a blunted skirt-wearer spunking onto a biscuit. I sadly realised I could never date this man.

Mainly because he found me ugly.

If I ever meet anyone called asiangirl1, I don't think I'll be able to stop myself from raping her right then and there.

We had biscuts yesterday.

I don't think I need to point out what ran through my mind as that warm, yummy bread came out the oven.

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We had biscuts yesterday.
I don't think I need to point out what ran through my mind as that warm, yummy bread came out the oven.

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Glad to be of service.