Selection by ObiJo 11-26-02

OH MY GOD! That's the man that raped me!! You BASTARD!!! Do you know what you've put me through? Hundreds of nights balled up in a corner, jumping at every sound I'd hear!! **SOB** I'd like to eliminate this juror, your honor.

I swear to christ if anyother one of my RMDC threads gets ignored, I'm kicking someone right square in the gullet.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Nobody reads my RMDC threads. I just tell them not to read my comics. This usually sends them off to disobey me.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I've NEVER missed an Obijo RMDC! I may be too busy spitting blood from convulsive laughter to type after...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'd hug you if I wasn't afraid of being skewered by those spikey thingamajigs you're wearing.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Not too shabby.

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Daddy's Home...

I'd hug you if I wasn't afraid of being skewered by those spikey thingamajigs you're wearing.

So Thaaaaat's why the blood! I got the spikes sticking the wrong way!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I read anything with swearing in the title. actually I read everything, I'm just too lazy to reply.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Likage.

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What others say about boorite!