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ArtemisStrong
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Ok... my first real serialized comic:
Mavis, The Saint Of Pimps. by ArtemisStrong
11-21-02
Yo, peace sistah'. I'm here to usher you off ta da plane of the netherworld.
Wait... Isn't an angel with a black cowl supposed to do this stuff?
Well, generally... yah. But he had some business to take care of downtown. So I'm fillin' in.
Really? And this is common?
Yah.. well... Listen, lady, I don't have time for you to grill me on this shit. Let's roll.

That be the first one, all the rest follow in chronological order, so it be easy-fo-sheezy to read.

Muchas Gracias, Mis Amigos Caliente...

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12-02-02 6:53am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
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Oh, by the way...

Little game...

See who can spot the "MST3K" reference in one of these series of strips...

Winner receives a pat on the back and a juggle of the balls.

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12-02-02 6:16pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
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Damn Cheap Supermarket Pencils. by ArtemisStrong
12-04-02

Mittag In Stripcreator Land. by ArtemisStrong
12-04-02
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizon Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All Darum schickte ein General Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war!
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger.
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk.
....................................99 Luftballoons.

Gabe and Spankling in an adult toy shop, bought some red condoms with the money they got.

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12-04-02 3:38am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
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Nebbish Jesus Frustrates Cool Jesus. by ArtemisStrong
12-07-02
What's your feelings about God? Who is he to you?
God? The Father? I don't understand.
I mean, like, what does the supreme being mean to you? Is there a god, even?
You being blasphemous? Why don't I just come over there and whoop your hethen ass? Don't you be talkin' 'bout The Father like that.
What're you gonna whoop me with? Your emaciated torso?
SHUT UP! ... I'll... Just shut up, ass... You're such a tool...

I use umlauts.

I'm a stud.

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12-07-02 8:29am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
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12-07-02 8:33am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
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I might show this to an exec at ABC... this is the kind of fresh idea that will surely land me a job in the program developement department.
The All New Super Friends Hour. by ArtemisStrong
12-08-02
REDNECK TWIN POWERS: ACTIVATE!!!
Shape of: FeetForEars!
Form of: Whoosh!
Where's you goin'? I aint gotten to violate you with my tail yet!!
Can't stop now! Busy 'Whooshing'!
Don't even bother looking my way!
Puh-leeeasee? I'm so horny and confused right now...

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12-08-02 4:57am (new)
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They Liked What They Heard. by ArtemisStrong
12-08-02
The man in the maroon suit finally speaks up.
I called you all here today to announce my retirement from pro-mud wrestling.
But due to immense social anxiety, he cannot get close enough to the ear-straining crowd, and henceforth the microphones.
And I would just like to say it was my great pleasure to entertain America all these years.
So only every few words were audible... Sad.
I--ca-n--give--o--r--al--pleasure--to--all

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12-08-02 12:09pm (new)
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