Dec 10 1792
"That if any do commit the detestable and abominable vice of Buggery, with man or beast, he or she so offending, shall be adjudged a felon, and shall suffer death, in the case of felony, without the benefit of Clergy." (Act of General Assembly of Virginia)
Mind you, I am not a fan of shuffling off to fudge town. (No… Hold your gasps and applause to the end.)
I happen to like many things. And truth be told, I have managed to drill every available opening on a few girls in my younger daze. But I never kept up the buggery bit. But to kill someone for driving the choco-choo-choo? It seems a bit over the top.
My theory is, one or two of the old boys in the General Assembly of Virginia got hold of a particularly well built mule or chicken or something and had a party. The other boys wanted to join the party but the chicken laughed them off for being “less than expected.†Then they got mad and tried to put an end to the “hole†practice. And ever since, boys who don’t love their bodies have reacted in the same way.
Thoughts?
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet