Dog Fuck by uncle_nasty_TOUCH 12-12-02

Is That buring bush God Come hither my son Wow a ball of fire that talks Jesus Play Trick Stupid Dog

Closer to Home (I'm Your Captain) by CaptainObvious 12-13-02

Here's a special message from Captain Obvious. Oi, Etsuko! 1nin okoeru ningen gako no akaunto o shiyou suru watashi tachi no kitorai oji ga rikai suru darou to omoimasu ka? Watashi wa sone utaimasu Reiko! Kare wa sono youna baka mae desu! Taigai no chitsu ono name mesho! Nani?

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This is my signature.

My sentiments exactly.

I can't tell if that's badly translated Japanese or randomly cut & paste Japanese with made-up words or what... all I can get out of it is something like...

"Hey, Etsuko! Let's make one (okoeru?) person's school account. Do you think the (kitorai) uncle of us, who will do it, will understand?"

"I think so. I will sing, Reiko! Before he is stupid like that! The external vagina will call for a hatchet (name?)."

"What?"

Babelfish couldn't make heads or tails of it (of course). Perhaps Captain Obvious will be so kind as to tell us what -- if anything -- that was supposed to mean?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Oh, and by the way... that comic was pretty shit-tastic, unT.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Holy Shit, just thinking about your comic turned my HIV into FULL BLOWN AIDS, Doctors say i only have a few weeks, and i came a little bit when they told me that. Holy Shit the AIDS is making me question my fucking sexuality, look at me translate shit inroewpj jappanfucknig nes i makehaejihuouj so muckh CUM

Actually, maybe I can deduce something from Not_Scyess's translation. Help me out, guys:

Let's make an account at school?

Do you think unT will get it?

No clue as to what this quite means.

He was stupid like that (I guess).

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The external vagina

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Cunt.

I don't get it either.

My sentiments exactly.

This comic isn't obvious at all! That is SOOOOO out-of-character.

My apples are golden...and so are mine!

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.