This is an excellent example why you should log out if you intend to leave your computer unattended.
My little cousin was visiting. And Uncle Poopie Head thought computer games would keep the rugrat quiet. I should log out before turning over the computer to the little retarded gnome.
Sorry about that.
PS. "poopie head" is a term of endearment in my family. Don't ask.
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