Here's a series I made a while ago, but never got around to posting. Which is strange, as I was quite proud of this series.

It's a tits and ass world, you gotta be prepared by kramer_vs_kramer 3-29-02

[KNOCK KNOCK] Hello? Aaaah, Mr Bond. I've been expecting you. Well, this IS my house.

You got an ass with a mind of it's own by kramer_vs_kramer 3-29-02

So why are you here, Blofeldt? Do you expect me to let you in? No Mr Bond... I expect you to DIE!

23 Positions in a one night stand by kramer_vs_kramer 3-29-02

You're still here, Blofeldt? Yes, Mr Bond. You won't get rid of me that easily. Can I use your toilet?

We don't give a damn about our friends by kramer_vs_kramer 3-31-02

Look Blofeldt, I don't appreciate you hanging around my house like this. Please leave. Alright Bond. You have bested me this time. I will retire to my top secret base to plot your downfall. Blofelt, get that tent off my lawn.

Tomorrow came the day before yesterday by kramer_vs_kramer 4-02-02

Blofeldt, that's been four days now. Stop camping on my lawn. That's it Bond, you've gone too far. Guards! Sieze him! Guards? I don't see any guards. Then you are the fool, Bond. Look over there! Those aren't guards, Blofeldt. That's two garden gnomes and an old action man. Not just any old action man- he has eagle eyes and a grasping hand!

[Click to view comic: 'Remember when we used to play']
[Click to view comic: 'We were young and carefree once.']
[Click to view comic: 'This is for my people, my ecstacy people']
[Click to view comic: 'The sound of the big babou']
[Click to view comic: 'I wanna take this night and make it evergreen.']

Damn! I had a fiver on "meh".

meh.

Absolute cinematic genius. The best Bond ever.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Absolute brilliance, the comic title's freaked me out a bit though.

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Dad was flammable

Yeah, I read this series a couple days ago, its great.

I still like Goldeneye though.

That's good, Kramer.

Do you still do Javier?

or the Decepticons?

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

Good stuff. You're not using the holographic training room to bonk Bond girls, are you?

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.