I can never get used to not saying Merry Christmas.

I fucking hate all this American political corectness that's infested the western world. It's Christmas - so call it Christmas. You don't say 'happy holidays' instead of 'Yom Kippur', do you. It's fucking pathetic.

Jesus America is retarded. And what's all this about fat people suing McDonalds because they didn't tell them it would make them bloated and give them heart disease. Morons.

Sorry, as you can see I'm full of Christmas joy.

Except that this time of year, there are a lot of holidays celebrated, few of which are celebrated by everybody, so a blanket greeting of best wishes over the period to a large group of people, or to a stranger, is probably quite appropriate.

On Yom Kippur, you say neither of the above as a greeting, but that's another story.

I can't figure out if you really intended to write that without a comma. So I won't even try.

Happy Two-Weeks-Till-Millard-Fillmore's-Birthday-Day!

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And one more reminder. It doesn't demean what you believe in to send someone else greetings appropriate to what they celebrate. So Merry Christmas, Nate. Whatever Whatever, King. And Wirthling Sucks, Gabe.

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On Solstice night my family went and sang xmas carols in the lawn of good friends of ours who are Christian. Tonight they stopped by and mangled a few xmas tunes by slipping in the word Solstice instead of xmas. "Good Tidings we bring, to you and your sun. We wish you a merry Solstice and a happy new year."

What the fuck. But we still drank some port together and shared a laugh.

Peace on this crap-hole we call Earth, ya'll.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Inspired by Bally's Total Fitness...

Happy Holidays! by attitudechicka 12-24-02

Merry Christmas! What's this? A big butt?!? Well, I figured no one else was getting you one... Actually, I put the J-Lo butt maximizer on my Christmas list.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Happy Christio-Pagan-Mercantile Thing-Day, everyone. May the blessed baby Santa and his virgin elves leave plenty of Coca-Cola under the tree this year.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

meh...

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I got the coolest Christmas present ever.

Not only can you drive the truck around, the ladder moves up and down, you can extend and retract it, rotate it AND SQUIRT WATER OUT OF IT! How fucking cool is that? I chased the cat and dog around the house for about an hour.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

nice.

kaufman, i see what you're saying and yes i agree my post didn't make my point very well. but the guy with the story about the carol singers is a perfect example. you have to admit that political correctness is getting ridicuous at the moment

Merry Christmas.

Marry Christmas by fuzzyman 12-25-02

Hello, little tree! My, you're inadequate compared to me! I'm very successful with the ladies, actually! Watch this... My, what a cute little tree! You're the prettiest tree I've seen EVER! I don't understand. It's not the size of the ornament, it's how you swing it!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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nice.

kaufman, i see what you're saying and yes i agree my post didn't make my point very well. but the guy with the story about the carol singers is a perfect example. you have to admit that political correctness is getting ridicuous at the moment

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There aint nothing like family by Spankling 12-25-02

C'mon Aunt Cindy! It's Christmas! Touch me again, and I'll crack your slimy candy cane dick with my bare hands. *sigh* This is about the gift, isn't it. You promised me a PS2 for that Thanksgiving facial, you bitch! Would it do any good to butt-snorkle on you for a couple hours? I'm just looking for some family togetherness. That works. Follow me, boy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

differently sensible? explain...

PC-Man Takes on the World by kaufman 12-26-02

PC-Man, you're ugly! That's pulchritude-challenged, youthful person of gender. PC-Man, you're short. That's pituitarily disadvantaged, my metabolistically advanced friend of color. PC-Man, you're insane. That's differently sensible, person of corporation.

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explain not using a comic...

Now you're just being comprehensionally resistant.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

But Kaufman, no PC term would ever force anyone to call themselves "disadvantaged." Some Captain PC Man he is. :)

No one is disadvantaged - they're just different.

Mice are smaller than elephants, yet that doesn't mean that they're worse or inferior creatures for it. The intellect of a dolophin may be greater than that of a gerbil, but the gerbil is just as cute!

I resent alot of the bickering that's gone on here lately, and I think you should all step back and have a big hug! :-)

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Smile on your brother! Everybody get together, try to love one another right now!

Sorry. I'm being-poked-in-the-leg-by-gabe's-wank-during-a-hug challenged

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet