[Click to view comic: 'A moral lesson about underage drinking.']
This comic is so sweet that after I wrote it I threw my mom out of a moving vehicle.

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Much crap, Me

I would do the same but it is too late. You are already born.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet