Send in the Clones by Spankling 1-02-03

Sometimes it feels like there just isn't enough time... I mean, I could use a double. Ka-blammmm I know! HEY CLONAID!!!! Oh Yeah! That's more like it! Hey you, clean up this mess. Fuck off, pretty boy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And a pinch to grow an inch by Spankling 1-05-03

Today I turn 44. 44? Really? You could be my dad. It is possible. Where was your mom 20 years ago. College - Midwest - U of I, I think. Her name is Lisa and she has above average upper body strength for a woman. Okay. This is gonna cost double just for the weirdness factor.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ha, ha!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I wish I had done that last strip but with Russell Crowe in Spankling's role.

Very resistible force meets the completely moveable object by Spankling 1-09-03

I am so sorry I almost knocked you over just then. I should watch where I'm going. Not at all! I am to blame as always! I beg forgiveness. No. I should do the begging. I just... PLEASE! Let me show my sorrow for what was obviously my fault. I pray... I SAID IT WAS MY FAULT YOU FLATULENT HOLE AND I SAID I'M SORRY!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU LOPSIDED! I wouldn't blame you! Go ahead! I deserve so much worse!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet