I'm really not as disturbed as these comics might suggest. Also, I'm not a racist or a bigot so please don't judge me based on my comics. Anything on here is for comedy only, nothing else. That being said. I laughed my ass off making these, I hope you do too. Tell me what you think?

Outrageous Public Service Announcement by dfholste 1-03-03

Public Service Announcment Hi, little asian girl, care for a smoke? No way, smoking's bad for you Smoking is cool No it's not, thats just what the gays and the communists tell you to keep you submisive. But wont it turn my skin yellow, Mr. Butt, and make me stink? Communism is bad It's too late for that, little girl, you're asian. Your skin's already yellow and you smell like stir fried poodle. So puff away and disregard that commy propoganda. ALL RIGHT! Thanks Mr Stinkybutt, you saved my life. Gotta Light?

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hide (The Shit monster) by dfholste 1-03-03

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde I wouldn't sit there if I were you, kid. Why the hell not, squirrel? Mr. Hide talks shit Because in a moment I'm going to kill you and shit on your face. Fuck off, marment? Dr. Jekyl takes shits I got a fresh one in this diaper for you, bitch. Just my fucking luck.

American Express (don't leave your planet without it) by dfholste 1-05-03

In the future everything will be bought on credit I'm going to probe your vag, space hooker. Not without an American Express Card you won't. and the future doesn't take Visa. But I only carry Visa, whore. Can I still get laid? Not on this planet. You better take your grey ass back to Mars. American Express....don't leave your planet without it. I hate Earth. Their hookers smell better dead than alive...and they don't take Visa

Mike and Joe discuss J-Lo by dfholste 1-05-03

Mike and Joe get the mail... Hey Joe, according to this, Jennifer Lopez is coming out with another movie. She sucks. Who keeps giving her work? Meanwhile...in hell I told you if you hired me as your agent you would never be out of work. Now bend over and show me that fat ass. Oh Satan...you're the best. Mike and Joe do what's best Joe...what are we going to do? The next thing you know Ja Rule will be acting. I'll be fucking anarchy. There's only one thing we can do, Mike...jab nails into our frontal loabs and dull the pain of living.

Back to the Future by dfholste 1-03-03

Marty, we have to go back to the future, but make sure you don't fuck your mom. Dude, what the fuck are you talking about you crazy old bastard? I'm not Marty. The Flux Compacitor is all hooked up, all I need is some fuel. Got any garbage? I got all the garbage you need. Smack, crank, coke or pills? Pills! Hurry, Chuck Berry's career depends on it. We have to get back to the future. Whatever. I'm about to cut you off, Doc. You're scaring me.

Welcome, Sparky! I did laugh.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well, they make sense and all, but a bit predictable. Funny nonetheless, though.

My favorite line was:
cause, after all is said and done, that movie IS just about that. Not fucking your mom.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

AH, so THAT'S the meaning of life!