Hi I'm new. And I want to love you. My first couple comics have just basically been slapped togethor sentences and images, so forgive me if they suck.

But, I have a feeling you (the person who is reading this right now) and me can be very close friends. I'll be there for ya buddy, to the bitter blood soaked end.

Great, pull down your pants and lets get close.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Get a room!

That is the same thing you said to me the day I fell in love with you.

GET A ROOM!!!

you can use mine if I can video tape and sell it on Ebay.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Thanks for the warm welcome. But that's not the first time someone's asked me to pull my pants down. The nice man who lives next to my house has also shown interest in me dropping my pants.

That's me.

That's yer Maw, Andy.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yay! A newbie that's not annoying at first!

you meen he wated til his seccond post to be annoyin??

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sex

And you English title like suck!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Teh need better help spelling for me.