My job is boring and I need things to occupy me. Let me know what you think.

The Devil Confronts a Child by dfholste 1-08-03

I am the devil...bow down before the all powerful hell beast, you filthy maggot! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA What is so funny? I could destroy you in an instant, I could burn your flesh, I could make you suffer for all eternity, I could.... Could you reach the cookie jar on the top shelf of my mom's kitchen?? Oh...come on...that's not funny, seriously. I already have a complex about that. Why do you think I'm so angry all the time and want to dominate all life on Earth. It's a control thing, like Napleon. Pussy!

Mike and Joe discuss J-Lo by dfholste 1-05-03

Mike and Joe get the mail... Hey Joe, according to this, Jennifer Lopez is coming out with another movie. She sucks. Who keeps giving her work? Meanwhile...in hell I told you if you hired me as your agent you would never be out of work. Now bend over and show me that fat ass. Oh Satan...you're the best. Mike and Joe do what's best Joe...what are we going to do? The next thing you know Ja Rule will be acting. I'll be fucking anarchy. There's only one thing we can do, Mike...jab nails into our frontal loabs and dull the pain of living.

I think you should put more effort into your job.

You should put more effort into your BLOW-jobs, Devin.

That's what your mother said-- wait a minute, that's not a good comeback.

Um, how would you know, boinky-- no, that doesn't work either.

Er, you're just mad that you couldn't get that priest off and I could-- um, probably not good either.

...I'll get back to you later on this.

That's alright...my gay friend told me boinky needs to put more effort into his RIM-jobs

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You mean your dad or your grandpa or your brother or your cousin or your neighbour?

Or your dog?

I'll take "dog" for 500, Alex.