I hate gravity. And yet without it we would all be realy unattractive. if there was no gravity there would be no need for skeletons. I think i value my shape more than the chance of getting bad things in my lap.

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words from a melanistic albino.

Bah. Have you ever tried getting spaghetti sauce out of a cream-silk blouse?

Yeah, yeah, I know... 'Who eats spaghetti?'

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

I do.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Bah. I bet you want gum, too.

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

I do.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Spaghetti and gum -- the taste sensation of the future.

Gravity has other benefits as well. If it weren't for gravity, the breast-implant industry would be less than half the size it is today. Taking a dump would be much, much messier. You couldn't keep your penguins with a mere fence anymore.

On the plus side, after a bad meal in a restaraunt, you could conceivably throw up and hit the chef in the kitchen.

I think I vote for gravity, too.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Spaghetti and gum -- the taste sensation of the future.

Gravity has other benefits as well. If it weren't for gravity, the breast-implant industry would be less than half the size it is today. Taking a dump would be much, much messier. You couldn't keep your penguins with a mere fence anymore.

On the plus side, after a bad meal in a restaraunt, you could conceivably throw up and hit the chef in the kitchen.

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Sure, everyone reminisces about the "good old days" before gravity, those first 10^-43 seconds after the universe exploded outward from singularity, but I'm here to tell you it was no picnic. After all, what's a picnic without ham? And what's ham without carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen? There were no elements. There was no ham. It was a drag. Pop music was better, though.

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What others say about boorite!

I now pronounce you man and wife!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

"Diet Ham."

But there was still Spam, and hot dogs. Nothing born of this universe goes into them, I assure you.

And I still have more comics than you do! "Obsessive Comic Disorder" indeed. (So what if yours are funnier than mine?)

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"Old" is the old new.