The subject is trick questions. I shall break the ice.

The lady or the Hole Hawg by boorite 6-14-01

Hey, big boy, wanna get rode hard all night long? Is this a trick question? JUST ANSWER IT.

For those of you who wonder what a Hole Hawg is:

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Well? Do They? by gabe_billings 6-14-01

Do these jeans make my ass look fat? No, your giant ass makes your ass look fat. No.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A tip of the hat to Mae West by Spankling 6-14-01

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Why not. When choosing between two evils, I always take the one I've never tried before.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

These are not trick questions, but I believe they are important questions; questions this group needs to be able to answer.

http://www.deviantdesires.com/quiz/quizmain.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I got most of them right.

I need some mental floss now.

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Old joke, new punchline... by DexX 1-13-01

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, your huge flabby body makes you look fat.

It's OK, Gabe - I wrote this ages before you arrived. :)

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This is how it's done by boorite 6-15-01

Does my big fat ass make me look fat? You bet your big fat ass it does! That was original.

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Another crack at it by Spankling 6-15-01

Do these jeans make my ass look fat? Yes, but I'm sure the proximity of your miniscule breasts has something to do with it. Then maybe I'll feel better if you boob-bang me. At least that will make my knockers look larger.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When is it safe to say yes? by kaufman 6-15-01

Tell me the truth, do these jeans make my ass look fat? Let me take a peek ... Without a doubt, without a doubt. Ok, then they'd probably have the same effect on me. I'll go with the skirt instead.

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