On another message board site I read occaionally I saw a thread which was basically just one long sentence, started by one person and continued by everyone else, so I decided to try that here -- since this crowd seems the type who would probably enjoy that sort of thing -- to see where it goes, or if anyone is really even interested, though if they're not I'll be quite disappointed, especially since...

... all small woodland animals must be roasted at 500 degrees faranheit, unless of course that you want to par-boil them in an eight quart pot, which would require...

...higher amounts of the cationic surfactant ceytl-pyridinium to be exchanged onto to the clay surface, that is if you could get enough of it to stick, considering the fact that the Van der Waals forces between the alkyl chains have to overcome the repulsive forces of the positively charged quarternary ammonium mioety, which in turn off-sets the negative charge of the clay particle's surface, due to the isomorphic substitution of metals (silica for alumina, iron for silica) within the aluminosilicate lattice, a primary feature of this family of phyllosilicate clay minerals, in comparison to...

beating them with a stick and just throwing them in the pot, thus...

...pulverizing the bones, cartilage, and brain tissue, which is inadvisable because...

Animals have rights too, and we must not...

...neglect to remember that while we're roasting various members of PETA over a spit, just like we must not forget to use liberal amounts of A1, since they're usually quite gamey, owing to the fact that...

....animal rights activists spend the greater part of their lives in the company of feral animals, seemingly to protect them, but more often than not simply to vie for their sexual favours due to their innante misanthropy, which, is widely known, is the cause of their inability to relate to any species that has the ability to argue with them or speak for themselves and while this certainly doesn't make them inedible, the flavour of PETA members is slightly less "chickeny" than the flavour that cannibals have long professed that humans taste of, and this was of course documented by Eddie Izzard in a segment of his HBO special "Dress To Kill" and while that segment was not more than three minutes of the whole show, tops, three minutes is a long time because in three minutes, it is possible to....

...skeletonize a cow if you are one of the deadly mutant land-piranha that roam northern Tennessee and have killed 32 people, including bother and sister Bobby Lee and Jenny Mae Sheridan, who were in quite a pickle because the rabbit died, which meant that...

...the aforementioned PETA representatives were in quite a tizzy, which is quite funny to watch really, because PETA members in a tizzy are quite like chickens with their heads cut off, and that's not only ironic but...

...titillating, as many of them threw off their clothes and shouted, "We'd rather go naked than wear fur," in voices that resembled...

...Gilbert Gottfried in the love-frenzied grip of a....

...mentally handicapped hippopotamus on speed, which you can easily purchase for a very reasonable price at...

...K-mart, but you have to look for the blue light special otherwise...

You will be arrested under suspicion of being a terrorist, and you will be...

...given a sensual massage by Condaleeza Rice, who will then tie you to the bed, slather you with beef blood, and glide her hand down to your...

... favorite installment of Final Fantasy, number six to be exact, a game which features naked dancing wombat-like creatures; but despite such peculiarities, the game is solid, except when it comes to some bad English to Japanese translations, such as the phrase that, in Tokyo colloquialism, means "friends of light and harmony", but was errantly translated into English as...

..."thin sexual partners with nice sets of racks on them", which coincidently, in France, is the name of a rock band, whose trademark is...

... a star, inside a piece of fruit, within a black hole, on top of the portwine stain of Michel Gorbachov, who recently was taken into custody because...

...he was caught stark naked outside the Today Show studio's shouting, "KATIE YUO LITLE HORE ITS TIME FOR UNCUNSENTOAL SEX SO I WILL RAPP YOU!!!" while dancing madly to the hypnotic beat of...

...a...

Person in a purple dinosaur costume singing "I love you, you love me" until...

...he is clubbed like a baby seal and you decide to...

...crawl out of the gutter, brush yourself off, and flush the heroin out of your system with a bottle of Mad Dog so that you'll be presentable when...

...the martians finally show themselves to you in their true form as...

... a band of travelling mexican gypsies with a bunch of fairy lights and a kite when suddenly you realise....

... life, being just a momentary respite from the void of a senseless nonexistence, is a precious gift, but is also hellishly short; thus we mustn't fritter away our brief period of sentience on petty, empty endeavors, such as spending all our time posting sarcastic messages on the forum of a comic strip site, but should, instead, make heartful connections with our fellow men, strive for peace, search for enlightenment, or, short of that, at least try and get Brazilian triplets into bed at the same time, recording the event with a digital...

...etch-a-sketch and contemplating why clockwise is clockwise and not counter-clockwise and why the colors seem so intense and you realize that it's all meaningless and oh so full of meaning at the same time and you think that you're melting but you're really falling into the infinite timestream until you end up...

...a...

...flaming dildo on the path of self destruction which will ultimately...

end, but not until...

...you realize that the man standing next to you in the subway seems to have his hands frighteningly close to your...

...latest copy of Baseball America, which features a special countdown of the Top 10...

.... baseball sluts of all time, a notable but less than celebrated part of the limelight focused on America's passtime who, like rutting sows in heat, have given their all to follow the legends of major league ball from town to town, blowing the players on the bus, organising gang bangs in the showers, running for Taco Bell take out and generally making life on the old baseball trail comfortable for the players, who, it might be noted, have a much higher level of STD's due to the fact that even the most hygenic of baseball sluts are about as fastidious as Andy's maw, who, by the way, was recently seen....

... on another message board site I read occasionally where she saw a thread which was basically just one long sentence, started by one person and continued by everyone else, so she decided to try that where the crowd seemed the type who would probably enjoy that sort of thing -- to see where it went, or if anyone was really even interested, though if they were'nt she'd be quite disappointed, especially since...

...the ...

...hummus ran out, due to the hugely frustrated mountain goat population, which typically try to run a 100 yard wind sprint under 4.3 seconds but fail miserably, thanks to the shortness of breath encountered from the 3-pack-a-day smoking habit (though normally not a problem) picked up from the elusive and wily Philipino, Bob, who can currently be seen...

...jumping out of...

...fat whores wearing only...

...shoelaces, tied to their...

.... nipples, a custom that, by the way, has it's origins in Bali Bali where the women routinely....

...run around in circles wearing only shoelaces on their nipples screaming "Bali" incessantly at the top of their lungs, which when you think about it is a rather odd way to name a country, but they did it, which just goes to show you that...

...just like in humans, metamorphosis in insects is controlled and regulated by hormones distributed by three major endocrine organs which are involved in developement through the larval stages to the pupa, and eventually to the emergence of the adult, which thence forward undergoes periodic molting; which, however, is controlled by an entirely different mechanism than in humans, you fool, and I really don't have time to go into...

.....the process of finding various virgins to gather and pray alongside, for in the moonlight everyone is........

...a werewolf, with big, goopy droplets of blood dripping from their fangs and fur smelling vaguely of ...

... freshly washed babies, which, as everyone knows, is one of the basic staples in a normal lycanthropic diet, which also includes lamb chops, venison necks, American teenagers in London, and lightly toasted ...

...parsnips, which is unfortunate because most lycanthropes couldn't tell a parsnip from...

...a Wirthling, this has caused many accidents, with lycanthropes everywhere exploding in horrible fashion, spraying blood and...

...causing grammatical errors such as the one made by jools in which he mistakenly thought putting a comma instead of a period constituted continuing the sentence, when in fact it's just a heinous error which could easily ruin an otherwise perfectly good run-on sentence, resulting in...

...all of us beating the shit out of him and skull fucking him with...