All the Schenley Whiskey ads of the time featured:

1. A rooster

2. A sunrise

3. The phrase "Sunny Morning Flavor."

Yeah, Madison Avenue is SO "edgy" and "in your face" these days. I'd like to seem them make ads like this.

Yes, this is real.

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What others say about boorite!

How can you beat post-war quality? There is nothing like weeding out the gene pool to improve the quality of products around the world.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I once got my cock stuck in a bottle of Vodka, maybe I could sell the photo to Mr Smirnoff for a new ad campaign.

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Dad was flammable

Post your hilarious masturbation anecdotes here.

I just wanted to revive the last thread in the forum, I saw a Cockerel, it was an obvious nob-gag opportunity!

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Dad was flammable

Absolut Cock

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."