I'm still the best here, check this out http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=123768&author=slimsanjuro

but i have to warn people with aids and heartworms and pregnant women that they may die from laughing so hard

i'm a fucking genius, none of you even come close

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MY COMICS ARE THE ONLY ONES WORTH READING HERE.

How shall I ignore you this time...

I know! I'll post old stuff!

Getting Bushed: Episode 1 by Spankling 1-21-03

I got downsized today? You mean you used to be bigger? It wouldn't take much... NO! I mean I lost my job! Until this morning I was a web designer. Now I have ta dress up and impress people. You get used to it. You think I like hawlin' on these fish nets and this leather mini? Fuck! I hope I never sink as low as you! You should be so lucky! Good luck findin' work that pays $50 fer 20 minutes on yer back, chump.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Count me in (I've been meaning to show this one off anyway):

Captain PC strikes by Devin 1-22-03

Shut up, you motherfucking hick! Shit-faced nigger! STOP! Derogatory words like "hick" and "nigger" have no place in today's society. Shut up, you motherfucking Caucasian! Shit-faced African American! My work here is done.

You truly are a complete waste of skin.

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

I love these goddamn comics, you folks are just ignorant.

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

OH YEAH? You're a, a Non-Sequitur-Donkey, um, yeah...

Showing off? Yay!

Here's an idea I ripped off of someone else:

In the Days Before Zippers by not_Scyess 12-18-02

Hey, Zip... What? Er, nothing... nevermind. *sigh* did my man-meat slip out again? Kinda. Dammit, that's it. I'm going to invent something to fix this problem once and for all.

Here's one I've already posted:

Cowboy Psionics by not_Scyess 10-12-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! SUPER COWBOY PSIONIC COMBUSTION ATTACK! AAAAAIIYEEEE!!!

And here's one that I think is hilarious but no one else likes:

Young Hellen Keller in a Haunted Graveyard by not_Scyess 10-18-02

BOO! BOO! BOOOOOO! BOO! BOOOO!! BOO! BOOOOO! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!!!!! BOO! WOOOOOOO!! BOOOO! BOO BOO BOO! BOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOO BOO BOO! BOO! BOO!

Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I liked that last one.

boinky likes it! Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I think I'll post some stuff, too....

Ewwwwww! by boinky33 1-10-03

Ewwww! Some gross pig asked me if I was into bondage! Yeah, it was me. Well? Are you?

First comic I made with my pants on by boinky33 1-09-03

What do you call a one legged, 400 pound asian prostitute with a penis and no teeth? My kind of woman.

meddler by boinky33 1-05-03

BACK IN MY DAY.... ....I got alot more pussy....

in a crowded elevator by boinky33 12-29-02

It was me.

something you wouldn't want to see out your window by boinky33 12-06-02

[Click to view comic: 'turd burgler']
[Click to view comic: 'laundry']
[Click to view comic: 'Does too']

I will never understand you, boinky. When you make a good comic, it's fucking hilarious, but when you make a bad one it's unredeemably awful.

What's more, from your last post, it seems you don't know which are which. I don't know how you manage it.

(Of those you listed, my favorite was Ewwwwww!.)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002