Biz-ness (alternately, biz-nass)
adj.
the state of being Biz Markie

This pretty much sums up my politics:

The Grand Old Party by StopMakingSense 1-27-03

In light of recent accusations that the Republican party doesn't speak to minorities, we're initiating a hard-hitting urban recruitment drive. While none of us here in the brain trust have ever actually seen a black person in the flesh, we have reason to believe that they might look something like this... Mind you, this is just a fascimile, but from what I've seen on the "UPN," it's astonishingly lifelike Where the white bitches at?

My sense of humor:

Vaudeville by StopMakingSense 1-28-03

Excuse me, friend, but why do you have feet growing out of your ears? I say, why do you have feet growing out of your ears? I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you because I have feet growing out of my ears.

And my state of mental well-being:

Can't You Hear The Children Crying? by StopMakingSense 1-27-03

Death makes his rounds Lesse, I've got a one o'clock and then I should be free for the rest of the day! Hot damn! I'll make this one quick! I wonder who the poor sap is... Aw, shit

Check the rest of them out. They'll balance your breakfast and bloody your nose.

-StopMakingSense

I'd say most of your comics are worth a few laughs. "Can't You Hear The Children Crying?" was the best.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I've got a girlfriend that's better than that.

....OK, I don't, really.

The real challenge with political humor in the US today is that the White House is beyond parody.

God's comic by boorite 2-10-03

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can't get fooled again! Ho ho ho!

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What others say about boorite!

I'm not sure how you can make comics this funny while battling a disabling addiction to squirrel molestation. You da man.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I... don't get it!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Eh, you never heard about that time Dubya was trying to tell kids about the "fool me once/ fool me twice" saying?

Sure... but what's up with the giant pencil?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Look at the title.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."