After Spankling's visit to a remote southern pacific island, the natives erected a monument in his honor.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And using an electron microscope, a crack team of scientists was able to capture this photo of it, shown at a scale of 10 nanometers to the inch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oh Gabriel, you didn't let me down.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's what I'm here for, pal.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

-And, if you look towards the bluffs near the ocean, you will see the names carved into the book of the "Great Monument To People Who Couldn't Sculpt Worth A Fuck."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

This is what's left of the Rock of Gibraltar. Mr. Bush, acid rain is a problem.

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California officials today paid tribute to the Pacific Coast Highway when they unveiled this monument to "The Finger."

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What others say about boorite!

...and here we see the most famous sculpture by Captain Obvious, entitled "The Sky Is In This Direction".

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.