Ill have a Beer and a Semen Chaser please by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-19-03

Hey , you know , i had a really nice time tonight. Itd be a shame to end it so soon. Youre right , why dont you come up to my place and we can have a drink ... what would you like? Well , id hate to appear Boorish , but beer sounds good , and maybe a chaser or two to wash it down. No problems. The only chaser i have though is Semen. Is that ok? Is that one of those new Czech Alco-pops. Far too Easy.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Based on a True Story (Or one of Eponines Comics) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-19-03

Hey baby , Whats your sign? "Road Closed"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"