But I like the idea of w as Christ

Wisdom don't buy much in Bush's US by Spankling 2-26-03

Jesus, grant me the courage to change the things I can... DONE! The serenity to accept the things I can't... DONE! And a billion dollars. SOD OFF! WHAT ARE YOU? A TERRIST?

As did the father so shall the son make of us ghosts by Spankling 2-27-03

Hi. Jesus Dubyu Christ here. And I'm here to bring Evildoers to justice. Don't confuse me with Pappy. The holy father is Jesus H. W. Christ. And the economy wasn't his fault either. I'm asking all-a you to make some sacrifices. No. Not like this nail thing. That's jus fer show. I'm talking 'bout you poor people. You 98% of the slobs breathin my air. Stop whinin 'bout jobs an schools and go die getting me some free oil! That's the spirit!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet