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Kill innocence

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

Bad. Very, very bad.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Perhaps you should consider quality over quantity

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

So Lucifer is a soft, breathable fabric?

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

A warning to those of you with bad spelling by Devin 11-01-02

THE END IS NEAR! NOW IT IS TIME TO FEEL THE WRATH OF SATIN! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha, run, everybody, the wrath of Satin is upon us! You know what I meant, dude... No, not Satin! He's so soft and silky! Ha ha ha ha ha!

How dare you make fun of my lard and master, the Prints of Darkness! You will all dye horribly forever mocking him!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

kaufman would be proud.

Yes. Yes they are.

Look, if we're talking about Satin, I think the proper title is Pants of Darkness.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Yes. Not only is it horribly misspelled, but it's a horribly mixed metaphor as well. I'm sorry.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Look, if we're talking about Satin, I think the proper title is Pants of Darkness.

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Flanked by his army of denims and darned soles, no doubt.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

*hammers nail into forehead*

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Dad was flammable