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MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly refused take the bait
jes_lawson confounded scientists for years
alienpantsyndrome just made matters worse
boinky33 Was smart enough to jump ship
kaufman did something or other
not_Scyess is certainly not you-know-who
UnknownEric didn't advance the plot in any way
TheGovernor shot the sheriff, but did not shoot the deputy
fuzzyman is high on Nyquil
mmyers is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
JrnymnNate is recomended by 2 out of 5 doctors.
Kevin Keegans Perm

Deleting this thread would make me happy.

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Dad was flammable

I keep thinking that we can salvage the thread and the comic some how, with all our talents combined. This is my first Serial comic, afterall, and I can't help but want to see it work. Can we just delete pieces of it? If you do delete the whole thing, can i at least have a chance to say good bye to it?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Someone could always start a new thread in the CC forum and post all the comics without MaxPayne's childish ramblings, then this thread could be deleted and all would be well.

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Dad was flammable

What, you mean a bit like that episode of star trek, where they all have to forget they met the secretive alien race, but keep remembering and thus putting themselves back in danger, well for 45 minutes anyway. Who volunteers for the role of Mr Data?

I don't have any of those fancy Star Trek amnesia drugs, but I could use a big mallet...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Deleting you would make me happy, Kajun.

Oh, and Kajun

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

This is a comic forum, go post your banal argument somewhere else!

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The thread was moved, you twat. This is no longer a comic forum.

Read the FAQ.

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Dad was flammable

Buck dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich

Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
ich fuhre ihn spazieren
im Passgang den Flur entlang
ich bin enttauscht

Jetzt kommt er ruckwarts mir entgegen
Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
ich bin enttauscht total enttauscht

Buck dich...
das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebuckt
in ein gutes Licht geruckt
zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
und ich fang zu weinen an

Der Zweifuss stammelt ein Gebet
aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
versucht er tief sich noch zu bucken
Tranen laufen hoch den Rucken

Buck dich...

Buck dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich nocheinmal

Buck dich...

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Something's not right here... did MaxPayne recive the customary n00b slaping when he got here?

Set up the spank line!

Read my asshole.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Read my asshole.

All of this talking about reading assholes and racism has made me realize that this is no place to raise a serial comic, so the serial comic and I are moving out, back over to the CC area. You have my phone # over there. If you're ready to be civil and make teh funny, then we'll take you back, but this is the last time, no foolin'. i love you, but you're hurting the family and the strip is suffering because of it. Please pull it together.

mmyers

PS Don't forget to take out the trash.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

mmyers,

I hope you fed the trolls before you left. It's not like they can just nip out to the store for a bag of Troll Chow.

You should clean their litter, too. I don't want the whole house to stink when I get home from work.

naz-ghul

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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Deleting you would make me happy, Kajun.

Oh, and Kajun

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

This is a comic forum, go post your banal argument somewhere else!

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Boy, for someone who had such strong words about not arguing all over a comic thread you SURE seem to posting a bunch of banal arguments. I think the term is "practice what you preach", bitch.

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I just call 'em as I see 'em. A rose is a rose and a hypocrite is a hypocrite.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

RACIST!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Coming from someone as stupid as you I take any insult as a compliment. Must mean I'm doing something right if the likes of you don't agree with me.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

and there's a whole thread about what a huge racist I am, or were you just too lazy to post there instead. dumbass.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

RACIST!