Obi Returns - I by gabe_billings 5-20-03

Obi, you cocksmoking assbag. Where the fuck were you this time? Ah, I got this job at JPL. We were working with some guys at Nasa on this new Mars probe. No shit? Yeah, Top Secret stuff. Very hush-hush. Brrriiiiingggg! Say, isn't that your phone? Eh, let the answering machine get it.

Obi Returns - II by gabe_billings 5-20-03

Mr. Jo, this is Dr. Rosenfeld at the Burn Ward. I just wanted to check up on you and see how you were doing. Remember that in the future if you decide to masturbade with a belt sander, make sure the cord isn't frayed and for goodness sakes don't rub yourself with turpentine first. You were lucky to get off with just a couple months visit. Have a nice day. Turpentine? It makes my nipples all tingly.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.