I didn't make them though... my cousin did.. so they kinda suck compared to other CHE comics.

Christ has e-mails (14) by JesusVSGod 5-21-03

What is it, my child? Mommy said you are made-up by desperate people. ... Is she the athiest. ... Yes. Jesus doesn't make mistakes. Amy, I have some bad news.

Christ has e-mails (13) by JesusVSGod 5-19-03

Public television is harder than I thought... I don't even have a computer! Stupid ABC, they're going to hell. Why is that man climbing on a coat hanger? Meanwhile... I want you to rough him up! Take out his local show too. THE NEW AGE HAS BEGUN!!! Again, how did you become president of ABC?

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What would I do?