The adventures of average shmo man...Part 2! by Micasan 5-25-03

After being teletransported through a time warp, Micasan finds himself in an alternate universe... OK...lets recap. Ive been dragged out to this...place, I have a headache and am currently situated next to a kangaroo with a machine gun! Oh well, I guess its something to do. We are now in kangaroo country. The terrorists i was talking about are over there! Look mommy, I'm gonna kick some S.A.K butt! Thats nice dear. Be back for dinner!

You get the idea... by Micasan 5-25-03

So what do you want me to do? We have heard of your superiority in combat knowledge and would like you to organise our forces into 1 action packed hour of winning!!!!!! Superiority in combat....hmmm....Oh, you mean when I play with my little brothers green army men, right? Yes we do. If you wish to back out, we will be happy to kill you for impudence,pull off your skin and carry it into battle like a flag. Nah, i'm good Splendid. let us proceed to the breifing room.

post if you like all :)
you have to see average shmo man pt 1 by ubergoogolman to understand.

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I want to set the record straight. I thought...the cop...was a prostitute...