My first attempt to make a serie. Let the bitching begin.

Slave to the Sims by Bastaard 5-26-03

SLAVE! yes master? Go check on Luuz, she's been too quiet and i'm slowly sensing a disturbance in the ping. Right away sir. its worse than i thought Soon, all the Sims on the Internet will bow down for my Sim Superstar!

Slave to the Sims #2 by Bastaard 5-26-03

'sup? You got to talk to Luuz. She's losing it. whaddayamean She got that new Sims game and she's hogging bandwith to become a superstar. Cool, i'll go right over! Somehow i think this is not going to work out.

Slave to the Sims #3 by Bastaard 5-26-03

'sup? I heard you got that new Sims game. The guys are moaning about you using too much bandwith. Gawd, i wish they'd stop moping about that. Especially because i pay for the damn cable connection anyway! Still, you might want to cool it for a couple of hours. You know, bandwith is their Deity. Meanwhile in Afghanistan. pardonne moi? WE WANT YOU TO FLY A PLANE INTO LUUZ' HOUSE! WHAT PART DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Slave to the Sims #4 by Bastaard 5-26-03

You actually want to do this dewd? Yes. My mind is made up. The b10tcH n33d5 t0 b3 t4u9ht 4 l3ss0n So you're going to h4x0r her b0x0r? Damn straight. She wont know what'll hit her. i go and get the DSL order form now ping timeout?!!?!? WTF happened! Who told her where i hid the key for the switchbox!?

Slave of the Sims CONCLUSION by Bastaard 5-26-03

... So you pulled the plug? Yah, he was trying to install VNC through an email. Wanna go to the mall? I heard X2 - The Threat is going to come out. Sure, i'll let this HL2 movie download for a while. Otherwise, the cable company would spot the download anomaly too soon.

Yeah, I read your stuff. Funny. It was awesome. I can relate to some of it.

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Nicely done. Welcome to the monkey house.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

thanks, i'll try to keep it goin.

Bastj, keep going... I think you're doing great on all of them :-)... I can relate to the GBA ones, especially... ;-)