Tobor aftermath.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Ow, I think my baby tooth's about to come out..."

"Hey Billy! We learned how to do this when we did our tour of duty in Saudi! Now, how's about you tell Sherrif Jeb who the other members of the "Florida Amnesty International cell" are, huh?"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You can still hear "Hold my beer and watch this!" ringing through the yard.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And you thought that wisdom teeth hurt...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

We need silver bullets. He's a werefence!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Strange, this actually happened to my mate's brother yesterday, although the spikes went into his arm and one went straight through the centre of his nose, splitting it in half.

I have yet to obtain any photos for this forum.

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Dad was flammable

They decided this one was too small, so they took out the spike and threw him back.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Little Billy's initiation into Delta Phi finally put an end to hazing at Stanford, but not before the lad's career hopes for being anything other than a heavy metal singer were dashed for all time.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"I thought I was hardcore getting my dick pierced...but DAMN!"

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

owch!!!

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never piss on someone when they are sleeping.cause you know you got'a sleep sometime to.