Hello? Please help! I need help!

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Insult me in your comics,posts,and minds but forever this smirk thall never leave! :> :> :>

use HTML tags or read the FAQ.

HTH, HAND, FUBAR

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I eat bunnies

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Moo?

or you could also try posting this in a forum where people are more likely to give a damn. Like General Discussion.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

There should be a whole forum for "Questions Go Here". Then brad could write a bot that would auto-reply with "Read the FAQ, n00b!"

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

See bug reports and suggestions...I bring this up in a facetious manner.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

put your fecal matter away, prsb.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Look at all the tasty people

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Moo?