1.)how old are you?
2.)how old is a baby when it is born?
3.)do they have a 4th of july in england?
4.)nice is to kind kind. mean is to_____.
5.)if there is four apples on a table and you take
two.how many do you have.

I'll post the anwsers later!

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never piss on someone when they are sleeping.cause you know you got'a sleep sometime to.

6.) does this thread suck ass?

yes.

1.)how old are you?
6035 days, 1 hour, 24 minutes, 5 seconds (as of 3:24 on 7/6/2003)
2.)how old is a baby when it is born?
It's like just born or something. Unless you count the time it was in the womb.
3.)do they have a 4th of july in england?
Yeah, but they don't have fireworks and all that shit
4.)nice is to kind kind. mean is to_____.
mean?
5.)if there is four apples on a table and you take
two.how many do you have.
Two. Unless the ones on the table are mine, in which case I have four still.

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I think all this test does is show us how stupid or smart tyson329 is.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Having a problem with illiterate weiners? Call Jesus T. Christ, Attorney at Law.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Stupid my friend, stupid.

Ex: If there IS four apples on a table...

Simple grammatical error...could be let go...but, I mean, look at the damn test.

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1. If one train leaves Stockton, CA going east at 100 mph at the same time another train leaves Charlotte, NC going west at 80 mph, how long will it take for Pauly Shore to regain any sort of cultural relevance beyond that of a human punchline?

2. In 1453, a young man in the vicinity of Ipswich masturbated furiously while thinking of a sheep. Explain how this affected the recording of Elvis Costello's Mighty Like A Rose CD.

3. Acid will turn blue litmus paper slightly red as the films of Vincent Gallo will turn red litmus paper _____________.

4. If the Phoenix Coyotes and Calgary Flames play each other 12 consecutive times and the Flames win 8 of those games, will it significantly impact the fact that Roman Turek sucks?

5. Who is your favorite member of OMD?

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I has a flavor!

8) If dere be fo crack rocks on da mothafuckin table who gone smoke dat sheet?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Forever.

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2. In 1453, a young man in the vicinity of Ipswich masturbated furiously while thinking of a sheep. Explain how this affected the recording of Elvis Costello's Mighty Like A Rose CD.

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Tha first brotha wit a gat to come bustin shit up. You know I gone be givin' him whateva tha fuck he wants. Know what ahm sayin' homie?

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

There's a much simpler quiz to see if you're stupid or smart:

1) Are you stupid or smart?

Bismarck, North Dakota

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Dont you guys hate when these 10 year old kids show up and try to get you to pretend like we are all a big family. If we are a family, then we are a pretty fucked up family. If we are a family then Devin is adopted. And if we are a family, then that means brad is our father. Who the hell is our mother? Hmmmm....Mabey its Boorite? No....Emilyw? No.... LadyJ...Who knows......I have way to much time on my hands......

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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2. In 1453, a young man in the vicinity of Ipswich masturbated furiously while thinking of a sheep. Explain how this affected the recording of Elvis Costello's Mighty Like A Rose CD.

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I'm the crazy cousin that likes to burn things.

I'm Wacky Uncle Bob.

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I has a flavor!

HAH!

. o O ( Wait... McCartney isn't that bad.)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.