My friend chad recently lost his DSL connection an now is forced to deal with dial up. Being the computer nerd he is, this is a very sad time for him. Here is his Away Message on AIM.
Auto response from AlienEnigma121: Alas, in days long past, a boy sites in his chair, moping. For his love, 4550 is missing her heart, her link, her 10mbps upload speed, DSL. A tear trickles down his face as he remembers days long faded into the limitless abyss of time. He and his love would race others in a game of speed, skill, and grace. Now, as second after second creep away, never to be retrieved, his Hot Pocket is done, beeping in the microwave. He sadly rises and slinks to the kitchen. Another day without Broadband, another day without grace, still thinking, he buries his face in his hands, which still clenches a Hot Pocket. Cheese drips in his eyes and he runs to the faucet. Alas, the horrors of Dial-up.
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"No obscene images."
I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.
