I just realized that my comics are better than all of yours. They kind of remind me of the TV show Little house on the Prarie...everyone loves it, but no one will admit it. I even took a year off of the comics scene in hopes that you guys would rise to my level, but it didn't happen.

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So you're telling me that you want another "Road to Eldorado" Figurine?

Go away.

Sweet, I started a fight. My sweet Boinky, I'm sure that you don't really want me to go away. After all, tis all in good fun, so lets go somewhere dark and make out.

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So you're telling me that you want another "Road to Eldorado" Figurine?

Y-yeah? Really?

Boinky, I made you a present.

[Click to view comic: 'Boinky Brown gets a Valentine!!!!']

peace

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I keep telling you newbies, it's not the comics. Regulars are just better people.

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What others say about boorite!

Now I have a light at the end of the tunnel. Someday I'll be a regular, and you guys will invite me to your cookouts. Boinky and I will win the three-legged race, but we'll lose the egg toss on account of my feminine hands. Then maybe after a couple more years you guys will let me work the grill at the cookout. I can wear nothing but my apron that says "Kiss the Cook", or maybe "Bless this Mess". We can share stories of a simpler time. A time when we didn't have fat wives, bratty kids, and a receding hairline. Thank you Boorite, and all of my other adoring fans for giving meaning to my otherwise pathetic life.

xoxoxoxoxoxox
J

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So you're telling me that you want another "Road to Eldorado" Figurine?

What is your deal? Well, I don't care really. This is amusing.

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Don't make gay passes at me. THAT'S MY JOB!

And your comics blow.

I love noobs. They divert some of the hatred off of me.

no...no they don't.

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punkrockskaboy, you're such a cunt.

You wanna see a cunt, look in the mirror. btw, my bookmarks got wiped out...can you give me the shape factory URL again?

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Yeah, www.shutupyoucunt.org

What the fuck is up with you today? There's no need to take your bad mood out on everyone else.

seems to me that someone would WANT to give out the url to their webcomic...you know, so people READ IT.

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I can't imagine boinky ever being in a bad mood.

P.S. punkboy - try his homepage link.

Are you being sarcastic?

I picture Boinky as one of those infuriatingly perma-happy types. I was actually replying to PetShopBoy's post.

No.

Aw, you guys are here to keep me company, aren't you? *sniff*

KVK...I was just fuckin around with Boinky. If you couldn't see that, then it doesnt matter. I am not in a bad mood at all.

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afterthefall, soy milk is far better than your comix. I've tried both on cereal, warmed up, icy cold...

Soy milk wins, hands down.

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Oh, and I just saw your signature. If that was directed toward me, I just would like to say (and I am sure someone out there can vouch for me) I have never once walked into this forum and said "I am sooo punk! I am way more punk than you guys! I AM TEH PUNK WIN!" I don't know why a couple of you think that I am wearing some punk chip on my shoulder.

If it is because of my handle, get over it. I made it up on the fly because I listen to punk rock. Stop analyzing people's friggin' sn's. it is truly pathetic if you have to rely on knocking someone's screenname as an insult.

-Out

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