The name explains it all.

Grandma by DarkSquirrel 6-12-03

Aw, cheesy monkeys. WHEE! Grandma's coming to visit. My cerebrum hurts. How are we going to survive THIS trip? I'm already dumping myself in the trash.

Jason's Attack by DarkSquirrel 6-12-03

Okay...just on the count of three...one... Hello, Jason. Would you like some cookies? TWOTHREE! ...jason? Well then, there's no way to SCARE her... Jason, you're going to the mental hospital tonight.

Jason's Trip to the Mental Hospital by DarkSquirrel 6-12-03

Uh...I like to hurt myself, yeah. And your problem? SOMEWHAT LIKE THIS Sir, don't do that. Or, I mean, I'm a kleptomaniac, and I stole that nail and wanted to hide it. ...Sir, you need intensive mental care.

If first you don't suceed, you're probably screwed. by DarkSquirrel 6-12-03

Hello, sonny. Ach, now it's the moment of truth. NO-SENSE PICKUP HEADBUTT! This boy needs intensive care. I thought I just headbutted her.

Jason Begins Going Insane by DarkSquirrel 6-12-03

Days 1 and 2 No hammer, no nails... Hey, a letter from Grandma. Days 3 and 4 I'd rather be with Grandma... Hey, I have a knife... Days 5 and 6 I can't take it any more. Rock a bye baby, in a trash can...

[Click to view comic: 'George's Attempt']

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