Well heres the rules to Comic Contes 43:
1. All entries must be submitted using nothing but CAPS.
2. You must portray or make reference to DrPedantic being a squirrel.
3. Display your angry at the fact that I won CC42.

Thats it, all entries must be in by 12 AM saturday morning.

CRABBY'S WORLD!!!!!!!! by crabby 7-10-01

HEY DID YOU HEAR CRABBY WON COMIC CONTEST 42!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY WERE BOTH SCREAMING FOR NO REASON!!!!!! I GUESS THAT ALSO EXPLAINS WHY I DRPEDANTIC AM A SQUIRREL!!!!!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE I CAN'T BELIEVE GABE WOULD LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO BE THE SCIENTIST, WHY DOESN'T CRABBY GET IT I CAN'T BE THE SQUIRREL!!!!!!! WHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!! I JUST HOPE IT ENDS SOON!!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!

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3. Display your angry at the fact that I won CC42.

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So much yelling. I'm going to bed.

CC43: GABE SUCKS DICK!!!! by Spankling 7-10-01

DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!! THAT TROW DROPPING MONGOLIAN SMOKING DONKEY HUMPER GABE NAMED CRABBY THE WINNER!! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THAT!!! I'M GOIN DOWN TO THE WASH AND WASH AN' PISS ON THE WINDOWS!!!! AND IF I SEE GABE I'M GONNA GATHER HIS FREAK-ASS NUTS!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!

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ok, this message is for some idiot named woodenbaDger, do u have a chemical problem?? r ur mom and dad brother and sister?
BIG CONGRATS TO MY BABY!!! LOVE YA CRABBY!!!

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CRABBYSGIRL eh???? Well it looks like wirthling got himself another log in name, isn't that sweet.

You can't conceive from masturbating.

Crabbysgirl doesn't exist.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Don't let wirthling here that. CRABBYSGIRL is his creation and he's a little sensitive about it.

I HATE CAPS by Dr._Light 7-10-01

MY GOD DR. PEDANTIC, YOU SEEM TO BE A SQUIRREL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? IT WAS DUE TO A RUPTURE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM CAUSED BY CRABBY WINNING THE CONTEST. IS THIS COMIC OVER? YES. THANK GOD.

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ok, this message is for some idiot named woodenbaDger, do u have a chemical problem?? r ur mom and dad brother and sister?
BIG CONGRATS TO MY BABY!!! LOVE YA CRABBY!!!

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SEE SEE FOURTY THREE [ESS EYE SEA] by kaufman 7-11-01

DR. PEDANTIC, REALITY'S BEEN TORN ASUNDER!!! CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? A SIMPLETON LIKE CRABBY IS GIVEN THE CONTEST AND THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT SHATTERS. ALL IS MORPHING! WHY, HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY, MAURA? RAAAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE GABE!!!! DID YOU NOTICE HIS DEADLINE ON THE CONTEST? IT'S 12 AM. HEY CRABBY, MIDNIGHT OR NOON? BET YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT!!!! DON'T WORRY, TOBOR, AT LEAST HIS WORLD IS GOING TO HELL AS WE SPEAK TOO!!!! MEANWHILE IN CRABBY'S WORLD... o/` we are the wash and wash twins, the wash and wash twins, the wash and wash twins we are the wash and wash twins, so let us wash your clothes o/`

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CC 43!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by boorite 7-11-01

I WIN!!!!!!!!!! MAKE A COMICS ABOUT YOUR ANGRY!!!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF SQUIRRELINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY????? NO WHAT IS THAT MR SMARTY PANTS!!!! MAD SQUIRREL DISEASE YOU HAPLESS FUCKNUT!!!!!

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I don't think this contest really needs to go any later than Friday afternoon.

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This looks like as good a place as any to plant this blather.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone.

SEE SEE FOR TEETH RE: HYSTERIA IS CONTAGIOUS!!!!!!!!! by DexX 7-11-01

HELLO BIG MOUTH BOB. DID YOU REALISE THAT YOUR NAME SHOULD BE "BIG MOUTHED BOB", SINCE THE NOUN- AAARRRGGGHHH!!! OH COME NOW, THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SO UPSET. NOBODY IS PERFECT, APART FROM ME, OF COURSE. THIS UNJUSTIFIABLE PEROXYSM OF YOURS IS- DOCTOR PEDANTIC! YOU'RE A SQUIRREL! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU? CRABBY WON A CONTEST! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

My cyber-ears hurt from all the noise.

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CC43: HOW TO BE CAPPY IN THREE EASY STEPS!!!!! by DexX 7-11-01

STEP ONE: NAIL YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY DOWN SOLIDLY. THIS IS GONNE HURT YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS ME... *BLEEP!* i THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! STEP TWO: ADD SUPERFLUOUS EXCLAMATION MARKS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!! I THINK YOU'RE USING THEM INCORRECTLY... HEY!!! THE INS!TRUC!!!!!!TIONS !S!A!Y! T!!O INSERT!!!! T!HEM EV!!ERYWHE!!!!!!RE!!!!!!! STEP THREE: YOU WILL NEED A LONG NAIL, A HAMMER, AND BOURBON... THE ANATOMY CHART SAYS IT'S MORE TO THE LEFT WHY DIDN'T WE JUST SKIP THIS CONTEST?

I have never submitted multiple entries before, but that rule 3 is giving me so many ideas!!!

....so many that I completely forgot rule 2. Oh well...

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CC43: THE CAST'S REACTION... by DexX 7-11-01

FUCK! THREE FUCKING DAYS STUCK AS DOCTOR FUCKING PEDANTIC! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO KILL GABE OR CRABBY FIRST... OH, SHUT UP! IT COULD BE WORSE! OH YES, HOW? ... WELL? SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO THINK...

I am depressed that I am at my most prolific for a contest I despise...

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I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone.

Thank you. I almost never check this thing from home, and a weekend of suspense would kill me.

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CC43: Rules were made to be deliberately misinterpreted... by DexX 7-11-01

*theme music* Live from New York, the capital of New York, we bring you International Sports Thingy, with your host... this donkey thingy... Welcome sportsfans. Today we see a game of one-on-one Australian Rules football... This footage was taken from a match that took place yesterday in Melbourne, the capital of Victoria, between Crabby and DrPedantic. Take a look... "This is for contest 43!" *YEEAAARGH!!!* Whoo-whee, that's tough to watch. That squirrel-grip from DrPedantic brought tears to everyone's eyes - even Crabby, and I didn't know he had testicles!

If you don't know what a squirrel-grip is, well... let's put it this way: It is a serious offence in Aussie Rules, and only men play that sport professionally.

Since none of my four entries are particularly good, DCCVCT says I should win easily. But then again, is the DCCVCT like summoning a train with a lit cigarette, or making a traffic light turn green by putting the car in neutral and pulling the handbrake on? Is a subject's awareness of the likelihood of the theorem being true in a current instance a quantum-like event which actually prevents the DCCVCT-predicted victory from actually occurring?

I think there is something in that for all of us.

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We'll forgive you, dear DexX, since you're from halfway around the world, but the capital of New York is Albany.

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It is? Shit! Someone must have been embarrassed about that...

Not a contest entry - maybe you guessed... by DexX 7-11-01

Muahahahahaaaa!!! Finally, the great city of Crabbopolis is complete. The new nation of Crabbopotamia has a capital! Now I can get one with building my laundry mat empire... Excuse me, Emperor, I am afraid I have some bad news about the capital. There has been a minor clerical error, and... uh... Oh shit... and what? I am afraid the capital of Crabbopotamia is now a small performing dog in green Speedos named YapYap. Shit... oh well, no problem - we'll just have to have more than one capital. Lucky thing I like lots of capitals. Ugh! That had to be the worst pun of the month...

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If you don't know what a squirrel-grip is, well... let's put it this way: It is a serious offence in Aussie Rules, and only men play that sport professionally.

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Surely the most macho of sports.

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Or the most gay. Could they fondle each other a bit more? I am always struck by the similarities between what my gay friends like to do and what is considered macho.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What's so homosexual about a bunch of guys who look like they're madly boffing each other?

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