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crabby July 10, 2001 8:08 PM	Well heres the rules to Comic Contes 43: 1. All entries must be submitted using nothing but CAPS. 2. You must portray or make reference to DrPedantic being a squirrel. 3. Display your angry at the fact that I won CC42. Thats it, all entries must be in by 12 AM saturday morning. 26221
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gabe_billings July 10, 2001 8:43 PM	quote: 3. Display your angry at the fact that I won CC42. Boy, that'll be a stretch. Dear lord, what have I done? 26228
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Spankling July 10, 2001 9:46 PM	So much yelling. I'm going to bed. 26239
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evil_d July 10, 2001 10:12 PM	quote: ok, this message is for some idiot named woodenbaDger, do u have a chemical problem?? r ur mom and dad brother and sister? BIG CONGRATS TO MY BABY!!! LOVE YA CRABBY!!! Three words: dumbest children ever.
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crabby July 10, 2001 10:14 PM	CRABBYSGIRL eh???? Well it looks like wirthling got himself another log in name, isn't that sweet.
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ladyjdotnet July 10, 2001 10:18 PM	You can't conceive from masturbating. Crabbysgirl doesn't exist.
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crabby July 10, 2001 10:22 PM	Don't let wirthling here that. CRABBYSGIRL is his creation and he's a little sensitive about it.
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Dr._Light July 10, 2001 10:26 PM	26246
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boorite July 11, 2001 5:37 AM	quote: ok, this message is for some idiot named woodenbaDger, do u have a chemical problem?? r ur mom and dad brother and sister? BIG CONGRATS TO MY BABY!!! LOVE YA CRABBY!!! Damn, how'd he teach the mattress to type?
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kaufman July 11, 2001 7:26 AM	26308
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boorite July 11, 2001 7:37 AM	26312
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boorite July 11, 2001 7:40 AM	I don't think this contest really needs to go any later than Friday afternoon.
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Spankling July 11, 2001 9:27 AM	This looks like as good a place as any to plant this blather.
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crabby July 11, 2001 9:40 AM	quote: I don't think this contest really needs to go any later than Friday afternoon. I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone.
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DexX July 11, 2001 9:44 AM	26344 My cyber-ears hurt from all the noise.
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DexX July 11, 2001 9:59 AM	26348 I have never submitted multiple entries before, but that rule 3 is giving me so many ideas!!! ....so many that I completely forgot rule 2. Oh well...
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DexX July 11, 2001 10:09 AM	26349 I am depressed that I am at my most prolific for a contest I despise...
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boorite July 11, 2001 10:15 AM	quote: quote: I don't think this contest really needs to go any later than Friday afternoon. I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone. Thank you. I almost never check this thing from home, and a weekend of suspense would kill me.
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DexX
July 11, 2001 10:27 AM

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If you don't know what a squirrel-grip is, well... let's put it this way: It is a serious offence in Aussie Rules, and only men play that sport professionally.

Since none of my four entries are particularly good, DCCVCT says I should win easily. But then again, is the DCCVCT like summoning a train with a lit cigarette, or making a traffic light turn green by putting the car in neutral and pulling the handbrake on? Is a subject's awareness of the likelihood of the theorem being true in a current instance a quantum-like event which actually prevents the DCCVCT-predicted victory from actually occurring?

I think there is something in that for all of us.

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DrPedantic July 11, 2001 10:41 AM	We'll forgive you, dear DexX, since you're from halfway around the world, but the capital of New York is Albany.
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DexX July 11, 2001 11:25 AM	quote: We'll forgive you, dear DexX, since you're from halfway around the world, but the capital of New York is Albany. It is? Shit! Someone must have been embarrassed about that... 26358
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kaufman July 11, 2001 11:37 AM	quote: ... If you don't know what a squirrel-grip is, well... let's put it this way: It is a serious offence in Aussie Rules, and only men play that sport professionally. Ok, so Dr. Pedantic has to dress as a squirrel and kill Crabby at Aussie Rules -- a sport in which the Goal Judges are dressed as ... The Scientist. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Enquiring minds want to know.
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boorite July 11, 2001 11:54 AM	Surely the most macho of sports.
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Spankling July 11, 2001 12:01 PM	quote: Surely the most macho of sports. Or the most gay. Could they fondle each other a bit more? I am always struck by the similarities between what my gay friends like to do and what is considered macho.
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boorite July 11, 2001 12:19 PM	What's so homosexual about a bunch of guys who look like they're madly boffing each other?
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Dr._Light July 11, 2001 12:20 PM	Yikes.....
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Drexle July 11, 2001 3:16 PM	26396
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NeoVid
July 11, 2001 3:31 PM

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Since none of my four entries are particularly good, DCCVCT says I should win easily.

Both of the contests I won were with entries that I thought were pretty damn funny. So that theory goes down the crapper.

And I want to mention the sport of real men: Hurling. No, it's not a game where the players spew on each other, it's sort of like the Irish version of street hockey, where various parts of your opponents' bodies are considered pucks. It's usually played by vaguely humanlike things lured down out of the hills with a promise of raw meat and a sheep to cuddle.

Anyway, 26398

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NastyPope July 11, 2001 4:04 PM	26400
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crabby July 11, 2001 4:42 PM	quote: quote: I don't think this contest really needs to go any later than Friday afternoon. I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone. Thank you. I almost never check this thing from home, and a weekend of suspense would kill me. So are we all agreed that this contest will end at 5PM Friday afternoon. Eastern Standard Time.
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gabe_billings July 11, 2001 6:31 PM	26423
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Dr._Light July 11, 2001 7:15 PM	26436 Not an entry....
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Drexle July 11, 2001 9:01 PM	Not an entry... 26469
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boorite July 12, 2001 8:17 AM	quote: And I want to mention the sport of real men: Hurling. No, it's not a game where the players spew on each other, it's sort of like the Irish version of street hockey... I thought that WAS the Irish version of street hockey.
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DexX
July 12, 2001 10:45 AM

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Surely the most macho of sports.

Both the popular football codes in Australia are rougher than American football, and both are played without padding and helmets. Well, sometimes rugby players wear light shoulder padding, but it is not standard equipment.

Actually, I am a rugby fan, myself. AUssie Rules is a bit of a pretty boys' sport, while rugby is a true team sport in which tactics are strangely similar to trench warfare. Oh, and they play for more than ten seconds at a time, too. What is up with American football? A ten-second play, a three-hour chat witht he boys, an eight-second play, a five-hour chat with the boys...

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boorite July 12, 2001 10:55 AM	quote: What is up with American football? Who knows? We're so damned drunk when we watch it...
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DexX July 12, 2001 11:00 AM	quote: Who knows? We're so damned drunk when we watch it... As you apparently were when you wrote the rules... :)
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boorite July 12, 2001 11:04 AM	Football didn't HAVE rules until the damn Liberals got ahold of it.
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DexX
July 12, 2001 11:14 AM

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Football didn't HAVE rules until the damn Liberals got ahold of it.

...and they warn't drinkin beer when they wrote 'em, either - they wuz drinkin some kinda sparklin white chardonnay rieslin faggot shit, nibblin horse doovers in tween sippin!!! They stood round in wunna them open plan warehouse style Los Angeles 'partment buildins, suckin down faggot food an writin up them rules tellin us whut ar footballin boys cin 'n can't do out on thuh fee-yuld playin football! Shee-yit!

DexX reads the label on his medication - May increase incidence of idiotic redneck banter.

Yick, side effects are a bitch.

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crabby July 12, 2001 4:11 PM	I don't know about the rest of you but I feel like this contest has gone on way to long how about we end it early. Like say 3AM Friday morning EASTERN STANDARD TIME. What do the rest of you think.
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Spankling July 12, 2001 4:13 PM	Pull the plug.
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crabby July 12, 2001 4:20 PM	Well then it's settled this Contest now officially ends at 3AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME. Make sure you get your final entries in by then.
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Drexle July 12, 2001 4:29 PM	Sounds like a plan to me.
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BigEvilDan July 12, 2001 5:04 PM	26575
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evil_d July 12, 2001 9:23 PM	http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=26608 26608 I have a feeling that crabby already has the winner picked out, but here's an entry anyway.
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wirthling July 12, 2001 9:53 PM	quote: JEPORADY Canadians spell things weird. smirk
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wirthling July 12, 2001 10:01 PM	quote: Well then it's settled this Contest now officially ends at 3AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME. Make sure you get your final entries in by then. Crap. The deadline keeps moving up. I guess I shouldn't have wasted so much time this week doing schoolwork. Of course, by "doing schoolwork," I mean hanging out down by the docks dressed as a mermaid.
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Dr._Light July 12, 2001 10:34 PM	Well, this is one is lame, but.... 26618
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crabby July 12, 2001 11:02 PM	Your right Dr. Light that was lame.
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Drexle July 12, 2001 11:06 PM	"THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!!!!!!!" It just hit me... God, that is one stragne fetish...
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