Was it just me or did everyone else think the crystal maze was full of the stupidest contestants ever?

The crystal maze. A show full of morons. by Juanwalez 6-25-03

The object of the game is to pick up the crystal and walk out the room. You have three minuites Push the middle dail leftwards. LEFT-WARDS! Open the thingy in the corner and use it on the wall there! Grab the button and then... 15 seconds, come out! COME OUT! This game is hard

The crystal maze, full of retards by Juanwalez 6-25-03

Didn't do too well on that last game did you? So how many crystals do you have? Er... let me count on my fingers a sec.... three And how many teamates locked in? Err......four I can't beleive you're the best team we've ever had Let's play a physical, me and you

Is that a TV show? looks pretty stupid.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah I guess it was never shown outside the UK. It was pretty stupid. I was hopeing at least one person who read my comic would've seen it though.

One very good reason why it wasn't

It was a game show where 6 people in shell suits play games that look like they belong on a course designed to promote "Team Building" go round 4 themed sets, the "mediaevel" set which looked as if it had come from the set of a Gothic bondage porno.

Puzzles of the order of turning random dials, doing giant jigsaws, crosswords etc. meant you got a crystal worth 30 seconds of time in the Crystal Dome at the end where you had to collect gold tokens but not silver ones. Nobody ever got enough gold tokens to even come close to winning.

All the while Richard O'Brien (Riff-Raff from "Rocky Horror" no less) camped about making the show watchable by playing the harmonica randomly and making crude jokes.

It was required viewing when I was 13 but thanks to the magic of puberty I soon got bored if it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.