In order to get this comic, you will have had to have played Diablo 1 on Battle.net at least once.

Diablo Clan Boyz I: GODLY PLAT OF WALE!? by codehappykid 7-03-03

Archmage-Cory is in game 'Archmage' I-WIL-KIL-U has joined this game Nightmare at last! I guess I'll go to the Church and get some books. I NED GODLY PLAT OF WALE! Who are you? GIV 2 MEE GODLY PLAT OF WALE!! God damn it, get out of my game. U HAV GODLY PLAT OF WALE!?

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HALPUU!

yeah, but do you have the godly plate of the whale?

;)

"Whiter Shade of Pale"?

I never got past the Light Fandango in Diablo. He was hard to hit whenever he turned cartwheels 'cross the floor. Then he'd make my character kinda seasick...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

MORE! MORE!

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away.
When it called out with it mighty yell,
I hit it with a tray.

And so it was that later,
When he hit with his tail,
That the blow that should have killed me,
Hit my Godly Plate of Whale.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

hmm...
the rest aren't as funny but here they are, on demand...I guess...

Diablo Clan Boyz II by codehappykid 7-03-03

ROAR! Level 9 Firebolt! FOOM! xXClan-Leader(DUMB)Xx has joined this game. Oh, golem poop.

Diablo Clan Boyz III by codehappykid 7-03-03

I don't like clans.   Y   They're unoriginal and there are too many of them. It's like McDonald's. I WORK at McDonald's! I have book-finding to do. You can't go into the dungeon. If you do, I'll use Level 15 Fireball on you. Hahaha!

Diablo Clan Boyz IV by codehappykid 7-03-03

Look, I'm not in the mood to be PK'ed right now. Tough beans! Why don't you become a DUMB member, and maybe I won't kill you? -fredy_kreger(JERK)- has joined this game. Can't we come to some sort of agreement? What? It's a member of JERK! I gotta go kill him! I don't understand clans. Hey, JERK! Get over 'ere!

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HALPUU!