So, here's the story:

Man Wakes After 19 Years In Coma

And here's the comic:

The Adventures of Coma Dude by umfumdisi 7-10-03

Loosely based on the story about the guy who woke up 19 years after going into a coma... Esmerelda? I can't believe you stayed married to me through my 19 years in a coma! Well, somebody had to take cash those disability checks! Do you remember our baby? She was two months old when you crashed your car. Honey, this is Electra. Whoa. I thought WHAM! killed punk. So they say yer like my dad and stuff.... Hey. Later...watching VH1's "I Love The 80s" Phew. At least Ronald Reagan is still President. "I'd like to announce that we've outlawed Russia...the bombing begins in five minutes."

Coma Dude might have future adventures from me, but anyone is welcome to make a comic or a series if they want. I don't mind.

This sort of reminds me of a strip I created in college called "Dead Man." He was a superhero who was ,uh, dead--duh--with a faithful sidekick who carted him around on a dolly or gurney. His superpower was that he couldn't be killed!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Oh, so forced-robotic-manrape is hilarious, but nobody wants to pile on a guy waking from a coma after 19 years. Fine.

BTW, new information reveals that his wife had three more children by a married man, and his 19 year old daughter is a stripper. HA!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I tried to come up with a folllow up strip. I really tried.
All I could think of was having the guy find out the Cold War was over:

"We won? All right! Wait... Crap! No more bad guys! No more action films!"

"Don't worry! George Bush took care of that!"

"The vice president?"

"ahhh...."

It was crap so I didn't bother
The other one I thought of was:

"Mom?"

"Pepsi?"

"Men Without Hats?"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.