So I've worked up to five in my "Even Robots..." series...

Even Robots Get The Blues by umfumdisi 1-14-03

Greetings, fellow mechanoid, your outward appearance is pleasing to my ocular receptors. I copy and paste said sentiment. What is the welfare of your reciprocal life-unit? Positive...yet, my domestic companion stated that she required an evening of lubrication with her like-gendered labor partners. Creationistic utopias! My life-unit provided me that exact communication. Let's optimistically expect that they are not seeking alternative input! Fatal Exception at: 030506 030566 033661 035224 Stack Dump.

Even Robots Get The Porn by umfumdisi 2-05-03

Greetings reiterated, mechanoid with whom I transmit information. Salutation acknowledged and squared. I have obtained two rectangular paper confirmations of viewing privileges in exchange for currency. What is the production? Moving pictures with sound entitled, "3001: A Sex Odyssey." Excellent, I will supply the WD-40.

CC 168: Even Robots Get To Reunite by umfumdisi 2-06-03

Calamitive euphemisms of joy! I can not compute the input from my visual receptors. As a robot, I note that you can recall the CC 168 of 02/02-08/03. It is negatively fortunate that I can not delete some minutae. I recall it as an exercise in self-indulgent, self-referential flagellation by the regulars. True. And yet Unknown Eric won for 122559--a comic with 0.000 words. Ironic.

Even Robots Get The Dis' by umfumdisi 2-06-03

Hey, Legs, have you seen those two geeky robots around. You know, the ones who RAP like bad 1950s automatrons? Yeah, Hover, I saw THEM around the other day, but don't ask me what the hell they were talking about. I hate that crap, man. Whoever wrote their speech-synthesizing program is so FLESHIST. True. Their programmer must have been an Alloy-hating Luddite. Further, it proves symptomatic of the basic human fear of technology. As long a man controls his tools he's smug and self-satisfied, but what happens when his tools control him? What the hell are WE talking about?

Even Robots Get The Joke by umfumdisi 7-29-03

Extensive duration, lack of visual--honored compatriot! Likewise, my metallic-plated associate. Has your neural net previously processed the humourous anecdote regarding why Pertelote traversed the macadamized byway? Perhaps, but such common antics often devolve into varied conclusions. Well...said female fowl merely wished access to the opposite flank! You ingest fundament.

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My favourite is "Even Robots Get the Blues" (I even find the title funny) followed by "Even Robots Get the Joke". I had to look up the word "macadamized" - at first I thought I was going nuts, but I soon realized that you must have been using asphalty dictionary.