A CRIPPLED VALENTINES DAY! by Gotter 8-06-03

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You stupid MFer I hate you!!" Dude What The FUCK? What kind of damn Card is this? Happy Valentines Day, Honey!! I'm Leaving You. LATER... Wait a Damn Minute! Violets are Fucking Purple, not blue! Hey Man, Shit Happens, Believe me I know! Man, Shut The Fuck Up, Before you feel this nail in big Ass head, Cripple Mutha Fucker! SORRY!

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Bloody Hell, You silly Wanker!

Erm...the pædo priest bit has been done quite a bit on here :/

These are the only two i really liked:

It Is What It Is Pt.3 by Gotter 8-04-03

Isnt she delightful? Yum... yum... yum What Do you think? Are you out of your mind? I'm inside my nice air-conditioned house, and you bring me outside for a fat chick, scarffing down burgers! Dude, what are you talking about? That girl was Hott, & besides, dude you live in a trailer.

Maybe it's just me, but i found this one funny cos i wasn't expecting the punchline 'besides, dude you live in a trailer.'

A CRIPPLED VALENTINES DAY! by Gotter 8-06-03

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You stupid MFer I hate you!!" Dude What The FUCK? What kind of damn Card is this? Happy Valentines Day, Honey!! I'm Leaving You. LATER... Wait a Damn Minute! Violets are Fucking Purple, not blue! Hey Man, Shit Happens, Believe me I know! Man, Shut The Fuck Up, Before you feel this nail in big Ass head, Cripple Mutha Fucker! SORRY!

I just liked this one for the 'Wait a Damn Minute! Violets are Fucking Purple, not blue!' bit. :/ :)

Oh and PC SpeakerPhones is a great name for a band :Þ

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

I liked the ones that dude posted, but I was too lazy to read the rest.

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