Hell, no!
If you're going to boff anyone from Neighbours -

Kym Valentine.
Or the Asian girl, Michelle Ang, is it?
I've not got a TV any more. What's been happening? No, wait, you're about six months ahead of us. You'll tell me something like "Harold Bishop got high on crack and brunt down the pub. And then raped Bob"
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Please replace the handset, and try again.